Orange Planet: Valco Thrust

Valco Thrust‍

Valco Thrust is located approximately 82 billion dildo-meters from the Kryptos Star. A planet molded by volcanic activity, approximately 70 percent* of the planet’s surface is covered by water. Molten lava flows through deep canyons in Valco Thrust’s rock beds. 

The planet’s orange color comes from the frequent volcanic eruptions across the planet’s surface. When the lava meets water from any of the planet’s 85 thousand oceans, explosions can be heard throughout the land. Many residents have taken to wearing ear pieces to protect their hearing.

Valco Thrust is home to approximately three thousand small islands. Inhabitants have developed fire-resistant boats to aid in travel between them as the water is far too hot for swimming.  When lava flows over the vegetation, the dying plants fall into the ocean and grow into the intricate Gay Coral Reef (also known as GC Reef).

Valco Thrust was named by human inhabitants in collaboration with the original ally-alien inhabitants, lava monsters.

*GalaxyMaps measurement

Valco Thrust Inhabitants

Evidence of human life was found on Valco Thrust approximately forty nine refractory periods ago. As a relatively young civilization, the human inhabitants of Valco Thrust must adapt to the volatility of the volcanoes and ocean. Inhabitants are known to, like the planet itself, possess intense and passionate energy. They erupt easily and express their emotions and sexuality with intensity and creativity.

The gay-galaxy famous philosopher Jingleberry Einstein* theorizes that the core of the planet is attuned to the sacral chakra.

*Jingleberry Einstein’s The Theory of the Rainbow (available for rental at the Tamaer Orb libraries)

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