PLANET QUIZ

PLANET ATTUNEMENT
Your first mission is to attune yourself with the planet that best suits your personality. As a Galactic Gaylord, your planet energy will play a very important role in future missions.
Get free POAP to prove you took the quiz:
Start the Quiz

QUESTION #1

KRYPTOS Star READING
Okurrrrrr gurl, based on your birthday you are a total...
Pisces

You`ve always been guided by your heart. ‍

You're intuitive, empathic, and emotional AF.

Some people think you`re "extra" but those people just don't get it... It`s only because you feel things harder and connect deeper than most people.

Aquarius

You are a warrior fighting for humanity everyday.

‍You`re an activist, progressive, and always trying to make the world a better place.

You are proud of your achievements and uniqueness, but tend to get stuck in your own head.

Capricorn

In a galaxy full of fashionably late Gaylords, you`re always on time.

You`re the friend who is dedicated, emotionally mature, and able to navigate any situation.

But don`t let that fool them, you have an ambitious streak that makes you super hard on yourself and sometimes on the people you love the most.

Sagittarius

You're fiery, adventurous, and spontaneous.

You're constantly seeking knowledge and further advancement wanting to explore the world and everything life has to offer.

Some people might think you`re a know-it-all, but you really DO know it all.

Scorpio

In a game of Truth or Dare, you always choose dare.

You`re emotional, courageous, sexual, and mysterious.

You may be volatile at times, but deep down, you`re a big softie who likes keeping things interesting.

Libra

You strive for balance and peace in the universal order of things.

You don`t have to think twice about skipping the plastic during takeout.

But your intense intellectualism can make you a bit indecisive... which makes you horrible at actually ordering the takeout.

Virgo

You`re practical, logical, and always on time for a first date.

You`re a great problem-solver and major perfectionistic.

Your friends may tease you about being boring and predictable, but they know you are loyal AF. They also know that if it weren`t for you, their lives would be FALLING APART.

Leo

ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET, the diva has arrived!

Camera flash, pose, pose, pose. You know how to handle the spotlight and you want to be the center of the world.

You`ve got big Main Character energy (BMC) and everyone knows that party isn't a party unless your invited.

Cancer

Your emotions rule you, but you also rule your emotions.

You are intuitive, and pick up on signs and other people`s feelings.

But trust takes time to build - your heart is huge, and you protect it at all costs.

Gemini

You`re a busy, messy bitch, who`s here for the drama.. yaaas!‍

You`re constantly moving, curious about the world and always trying to learn more. Communication is one of your greatest strengths.

And let`s be real, you`ve got a dark side... Let`s hope the other gaylords never have to see it.

Taurus

You`re a stubborn princess and you always get your way.

You`re also one of the most loyal Gaylords in the entire Galaxy.

Your perfect afternoon would be a bubble bath, candles, a glass of champagne with a beautiful person feeding you organic grapes.

Aries

You gotta be the BEST all the time

You dive headfirst into all challenges with impulsive boldness.

You`re a natural leader, and usually come out on top - unless you`re a bottom, of course 😉

Is this an accurate description of you?

QUESTION #2

CRITICAL VALUES
Select 3 values that mean the most to you

QUESTION #3

STRANDED ALONE
You are stranded on a planet and given only the essentials for survival. But surprise! you get to bring one thing with you from Earth... What is it?

QUESTION #4

elementAL AFFINITY
Which of these elements do you feel the most connected to?

QUESTION #5

PAIN AND PLEASURE
Given the decision, which of these environments would you rather be surrounded by?

QUESTION #6

MIRROR MIRROR
If you are being honest, which of these statements best describes you?

QUESTION #7

YOUR OWN ALIEN pet
Carefully choose your very own alien pet.

QUESTION #8

WELL THAT SUCKS
What sucks the most? Get your mind out of the gutter.

QUESTION #9

THE PERFECT Date
Select your ideal date:

QUESTION #10

FAVORITE color
What's your favorite color of the rainbow? Sorry no periwinkle.

QUESTION #11

TOP SECRET OLFACTORY
It's your job to develop the newest Galactic Gaylords fragrance. What scent do you choose?
Binary

The Binary Era

XX% MATCH
You belong on:

EARTH – THE BINARY ERA

Efficiency, Conformity, and the Presiden't Rule

‍

Society had split into factions. Governments were dismantled.  Nuclear war broke out, and the human race was decimated. The ones with the power, the ones with the bombs, the ones with the privilege – they thought they won. These powers took over a newly-weakened population, and devoted their efforts toward EFFICIENCY, claiming this would protect the earth from war, scarcity, and extinction. Diversity and originality were blamed. After all, diverse minds have opinions. Opinions create dissent. The ones in power elected “the perfect human” to lead their world, their nation, toward maximum efficiency.

‍

The President banished anyone who was deemed “different.” Where did they go? It was a mystery to everyone but him. The people who aligned with his expectations were forced to work in service of the nation, suppress emotion, and obey, no matter what.

‍

I. Art and music was banned.
II. All colors besides black and white were banned.
III. Gender was restricted to man or woman.
IV. Women were to be obedient and feminine. Men were to be leaders, masculine.
V. Men were to be with women and women with men, only.
VI. Love is inefficient. Repopulation is the only priority in couplings.
‍

This time is now known as the Binary Era, which demonized differences and exalted efficiency.

‍

Violet

Kali Nova

XX% MATCH
You belong on:

KALI NOVA – THE VIOLET PLANET

Spirituality, oneness, understanding and practice of magic


Kali Nova is a purple underground planet with no exposure to the atmosphere, for the atmosphere surrounding Kali Nova is poisonous to all life. Long, winding, and exhausting tunnels transport inhabitants from outside the atmosphere to the underground. The deeper you get into the planet’s core, the lighter your soul feels. Once you have arrived, there is an overwhelming feeling of peace, electricity, and enlightenment. Light comes from vibrant subterranean bioluminescent vegetation (flowers, mushrooms, geodes, etc.) that thrives underground.


The most spiritually connected humans will find themselves at home on Kali Nova. These inhabitants are not as interested in human desires and pursuits, but instead on matters of the soul. They seek spiritual growth and bliss. Sometimes it can be hard for Kali Novians to connect with other people, but solitude and quiet is not a problem for them. These individuals practice mindfulness, meditation, and tend to have magical or psychic abilities that are only enhanced by Kali Nova’s bioluminescence.

Indigo

Cordanja Deep

XX% MATCH
You belong on:

CORDANJA DEEP – THE INDIGO PLANET

Imagination, psychic abilities, connection between planets

‍
‍
Cordanja Deep, on the surface looks still and barren, a dark indigo membrane that cloaks the entire planet. You force yourself through the membrane, and you are enveloped in beautifully inviting, warm, pink water. And once you’ve adjusted to the strange act of breathing in liquid, you find yourself surrounded entirely by an underwater world of color and beauty. The plant life is lush – alien algae, unique flowing seaweeds, and intricate floating water lilies. Alien life is also diverse – the underwater alien life ranges from friendly starfish to hungry and dangerous fanged creatures. The water itself lives, guiding and protecting those who trust it.


Those who feel most at home on Cordanja see the bigger picture – though sometimes they can’t see what’s right in front of them! Cordanjians are often balanced, warm, and able to relate to others. The Inhabitants of the planet evolve to speak telepathically as the water enhances vibrations from within. Alien life has also evolved to communicate telepathically and humans can learn to communicate with the varied forms of life surrounding them. They are some of the most thoughtful, imaginative, hopeful, and kind

Blue

Taemar Orb

XX% MATCH
You belong on:

TAEMAR ORB – THE BLUE PLANET

Self-expression, speech, communication


Taemar Orb is a cold and snowy ice planet with mountainous geography. Glaciers, ice walls, and frozen lakes have formed over millions of years and present barriers to discovering much of the planet. Depending on the planet’s rotation, certain areas may be more habitable than others with greater water supply. Plant and alien life have adapted to the freezing temperatures, and plants are often furry and protected from the sharp cold. Snow and hail storms happen frequently, but when a storm is not brewing, the planet is quiet and still.  Some snowflakes are tiny alien bugs with distinct personalities. 


Those who feel most at home on Taemar Orb are great communicators, making them wonderful friends and great leaders when paired with strong ideologies. They listen and communicate effectively, though if you find yourself surrounded by Taemar Orbians - be careful, you may have a hard time getting a word in edgewise! They make wonderful writers, poets, and linguists. They are known to be great story tellers and The Keepers of History. There are rumors of great libraries existing beneath the ice.

Green

Fresno Giant

XX% MATCH
You belong on:

FRESNO GIANT – THE GREEN PLANET

Love, compassion, affection, balance


This planet is most like Planet Earth in atmosphere, though much hotter overall, as its atmosphere is much closer to that of the jungle/rainforest. It is full of vines, vegetation, and ample and active plant life. Various alien bugs and creatures roam freely. The plants live active, cognitive lives. The planet is full of fruits, vegetables, trees, ferns, though flowers are rare. Hidden amongst the terrain are secret caves and underground riverways. 


Those who feel most at home on Fresno Giant are led by their hearts. They love hard and passionately. Their sense of fulfillment and happiness comes from the vitality of their relationships. Those that live on Fresno Giant feel a sense of symbiosis with the land around them and feel equality between the plants and alien life and them. They thrive on connection and intimacy and touch are incredibly important to them. But Fresno Giant inhabitants are slow to warm up to new arrivals. They keep their walls up high, protecting their planet and their hearts. 

Yellow

Alara Cloud

XX% MATCH
You belong on:

ALARA CLOUD– THE YELLOW PLANET

Confidence, stimulating mental clarity, personal power and success

Alara Cloud has a thick dense atmosphere, which contributes to its yellow, glowing color. It can be difficult to see on Alara Cloud because of the fog. The fog has a unique ability to travel, bringing the clouds closer to the surface of the planet or higher into the sky. Breathing can be more challenging on Alara Cloud than other planets and special attention to your breath and grounding is necessary. When inhabitants first arrive, they need gas masks to adapt. Graduating from using gas mask is a great challenge and honor. Alara Cloud is full of absorbent plant and alien life that can convert the atmospheric gas into sustainable nutrients, water, and breathable. The plants take deep and audible breaths, creating a soundscape. 


Those who would feel most at home on Alara Cloud are people with big ambitions and high success rates. Its inhabitants are intellectual, confident, driven and energetic. They are go-getters and with an influx of new persons, Alara Cloud would quickly become one of the most fast paced and productive planets in the galaxy. They are, however, often incredibly idealistic. Residents of Alara Cloud must exercise great willpower to get in tune with the planet’s rhythm, but their determination and focus makes this possible. 

Orange

Valco Thrust

XX% MATCH
You belong on:

VALCO THRUST – THE ORANGE PLANET

Intensity, desire, carnal drive, joy and passion


Valco Thrust was a planet molded by volcanic activity, though it is covered in 70 percent water. The planet’s orange color comes from constant eruptions, the molten lava that flows through deep canyons on the surface. When the lava meets water, explosions occur. This happens several times a day, and the sound of these explosions echo throughout the land. The planet is made up of hundreds of small islands and inhabitants must find ways to travel between them. Plants live short lives on Volco Thrust, though they thrive when they are alive. When plants die, they fall into the water and form intricate coral reefs, living second lives. The water is not swimmable, as it is far too hot.


Humans that feel most at home on Volco Thrust, like the planet, are intense and flammable. They erupt easily and express their emotions and sexuality passionately. The inhabitants are ruled by their emotions and tend to experience intense mood swings. They are drawn toward creativity and sensuality.

Red

Tooty Cluster

XX% MATCH
You belong on:

TOOTY CLUSTER – THE RED PLANET

grounded, survival, vitality, passion

‍
Tooty Cluster is a deep red, desert-like sand planet with very little water. If you search hard enough, you can find pyramid-like structures, full of hidden treasures, floating above the sand with water flowing from their peaks. Tooty Cluster is closest to the Kryptos Star, which leads to the deep red color as well as the extreme heat. The planet refreshes itself with fire storms. The plants, dried flowers, tumbleweed, and cactus-like organisms, have adapted to survive the fire and contain the water necessary for survival within their roots or bodies.

‍
Humans that feel most at home on Tooty Cluster are those that are most connected to their physical survival. They are quick to sense danger, adapt to new surroundings, and their survival instincts are sharp. Inhabitants often have strong leadership skills and display intense courage and strength. They are realistic, grounded, and put their needs for survival above all else. Sometimes, this can make them seem a bit selfish. But once their basic needs for survival are met, inhabitants of Tooty Cluster are able to embrace and chase their ‘higher’ needs - love and spiritual fulfillment.

You ALSO MATCHED WITH...

Binary
The Binary Era
XX% MATCH
Violet
Kali Nova
XX% MATCH
Indigo
Cordanja Deep
XX% MATCH
Blue
Taemar Orb
XX% MATCH
Green
Fresno Giant
XX% MATCH
Yellow
Alara Cloud
XX% MATCH
Orange
Valco Thrust
XX% MATCH
Red
Tooty Cluster
XX% MATCH
Calculating results
Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.

Subscribe

* indicates required
/( mm / dd )
Primary Value
Preferred Pet
Favorite Color

Intuit Mailchimp