Violet Planet: Kali Nova

Kali Nova

Kali Nova is a violet underground planet with no exposure to the atmosphere. It is located 520-billion dildo-meters from the Kryptos Star.

The atmosphere surrounding Kali Nova is poisonous to all life. Long and winding tunnels transport inhabitants from outside the atmosphere to the underground. As they reach the inner-most core of the planet, there is a sense of “euphoric light, overwhelming peace, electricity, and enlightenment” (journalist Kalen Mythborn). 

The light source underground is vibrant subterranean bioluminescent vegetation (flowers, mushrooms, geodes, etc.) that thrive underground.

Kali Nova Inhabitants

The most spiritually connected humans will find themselves at home on Kali Nova. These inhabitants are often not as interested in human desires and pursuits, but instead on matters of the soul. They seek spiritual growth and bliss. Kali Nova is home to several Galaxy-wide meditation and magic retreats.

Sometimes it can be hard for Kali Novians to connect with other people, but solitude and quiet is not a problem for them. These individuals practice mindfulness, meditation, and tend to have magical or psychic abilities that are only enhanced by Kali Nova’s bioluminescence. 

The gay-galaxy famous philosopher Jingleberry Einstein* theorizes that the core of the planet is attuned to the crown chakra.

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